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主題: 產品標籤／指示
留言日期: 8/19/2006 2:15:00 AM
找到些好笑的產品標籤／指示，全都是真實的，給大家開心開心。
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
- 誰個在夢遊時要吹乾頭髪？
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- 打開了袋可以不買嗎？
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
- 說了是白說。
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
- 不解冰怎麼吃？
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
- 呵！呵！呵！太遲了！已倒滿了一地。
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
- 加熱了後當然是熱的呀！
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
- 趕時間呀！
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
- 兒童可以駕車嗎？
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
- 對不起，已睡著了！
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
- 語病？
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
- 那就不要在室內和室外（同時）使用了。
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
- 甚麼是其他用途？
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
- peas 去了那裏？
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
- 好複雜的指示。看得懂嗎？
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
- 誰個這樣不小心的請舉手！
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
- 飛不起來，那小超人怎樣拯救地球？
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